Erm about these apache helicopters, George, you know the ones you sold us and we - er - have a problem that we forgot to train any pilots - yes George those ones. Well we've just found out that these helicopters don't work that well in the cold - you know countries like Britain. So we'll have to keep them indoors until Spring anyway. and - er yes Continue Reading
October 31, 2002
… witches and customer service …
So tonight is Halloween. More connected with the Godfather than with a pagan rituals. or commercial America. So I get in the sweets - that's a lie - I looted a large box of chocolates that I was going to give as a present. The bell rings - three children turn up at the doorstop dressed up with tacky Halloween stuff from the local shops. They Continue Reading
October 31, 2002
… I’m sorry George but …
... you know those nice Apache helicopters we bought from you to attack Saddam. Well we - erm - can't use them as yet. You see it seems that we haven't got any pilots. Erm and we have not got the proper upgrades so that Saddam will be able to hear all our communications - but of course that's not a problem if you've got no one to fly them. It Continue Reading
October 31, 2002
October 30, 2002
… the nastiest thing on the net …
Don't use if of nervous disposition Continue Reading