Farewell Angus Deayton. The BBC have decided to sack you, which is how I interpret the statement ... when the presenter of the show is a bigger story than those covered ... Angus realised his position was untenable ... or something like that ... sorry I am not a morning person. The 'Have I Got News For You' programme was/ is as far as I can see/ Continue Reading

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A friend of my daughter has started going out with a girl who is a devout Christian. As a result he has started going on Church weekends and becoming very religious. In fact he has even started trying to convert people. The first comment from me and my wife when we heard this was 'Oh. My God!!' Suggesting that this religious thing is working. Continue Reading

To make drunk you with authenticity This is my kind of bed and breakfast. Teh price list is also listed as our spleens To see the link Continue Reading

I usually park on the top floor of car parks. It has the following advantages: 1     You don't have to rember where you left the car. 2     You often get a good view of the town. 3     You sometimes see the sun. 4     When in the lift (elevator) you only have to ask for 'the top floor'. 5     Continue Reading

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"I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks." "My hair is falling out and the sun hurts my crotch." "I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in a closet later on and my face stunk and my dick hurt." "I be messin' with these nasty women from Minnesota and they don't tell you they got something Continue Reading

Blake's Seven The BBC seemed to have removed Blake's Seven from their 'cult' zone. In fact the zone now seems to be nothing more than promotion of current series and series being repeated. This is a crime as programmes such as Blake's Seven still have a lot of appeal. In my opinion Blake's Seven was the best ever 'cult' scifi series. A group of Continue Reading

'The Doctor' 'The Doctor?' well knock me down with a sonic screw driver. Only British scifi fans will get this BBC Dr Who site Continue Reading

I went to the theatre last night and I am getting concerned about myself. Yes I look at the other people in the theatre and yes being male I do notice the curves on women. However I was aware - that I was aware that between 30 and 50 % of the women at the event were wearing ill fitting bras. I gained my expertise and awareness from being too Continue Reading