Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her servant. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Continue Reading

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. Merlot: He's Continue Reading

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Tony Blair's win in parliament - where around a third of all MPs voted against him - shows that the guy is more concerned with his personal links with America - than with the interests of Britain - the Labour Party - or the rule of law. It is a sad fact that the French and Russians have to fight to prevent British and American troops plus tens of Continue Reading

In Frankfurt they are planning to introduce a law making all dogs wear what is effectively a licence plate so that the public can report owners - well dogs - that are doing the business - without being scooped. The next thing they will be introducing is - 'On the Jobbie Fines'. Linked to this i had always thought that castration would be the most Continue Reading

How many surrealist post modernists does it take to change a light bulb Erm - I don't know Continue Reading

What did the girl with the big breasts say to the Post - modernist. I don't know I wasn't there. Continue Reading

There was an English Post-modernist, an Irish Post-modernist and a Scottish Post-modernist and they all went into a pub. And they had a drink. Continue Reading

Post -modernism - Sorry Continue Reading

Name a famous Post - modernist? Foucault Well be like that then Continue Reading