Monthly Archives: April 2003

nice walk

Posted on April 23, 2003 by odtaa

Had a great walk in the Woodland Gardens in Bushy Park – near Hampton Court Palace – about 6 in the evening. It was lovely – it was quiet with few people about – so the rabbits and squirrels came … Continue reading →

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today is Saint George's Day

Posted on April 23, 2003 by odtaa

Unlike St Patrick’s Day – nothing much happens – it should be a national holiday – we should all be drinking warm beer – and – being harassed by Morris Dancers – and – enjoying ourselves in a restrained – … Continue reading →

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excuse me saint george

Posted on April 23, 2003 by odtaa

(Whispered aside) Be careful he’s armed. Excuse me Sir Yes constable Could you explain to me what you’re doing? I’ve come here to save yon maiden from ye dragonne Which – erm – maiden – would that be Sir. Whye … Continue reading →

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in the pan

Posted on April 22, 2003 by odtaa

A good example of ODTAA – One Damn thing After Another. My toilet roll holder is broke – and I can’t find my drill – or to be more truthful – I can’t face the hassle of hunting through the … Continue reading →

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Posted on April 20, 2003 by odtaa

DOUGH… the stuff…that buys me beer… RAY….. the guy that sells me beer… ME…… the guy… who drinks the beer, FAR….. the distance to my beer SO…… I think I’ll have a beer… LA…… La la la la la la … Continue reading →

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erm – sorry

Posted on April 17, 2003 by odtaa

Sorry It was – erm – weapons of moss destruction – erm – not – erm – mass – as we – er – first thought. Arabic’s a bit difficult you know. And – erm – Saddam did like his … Continue reading →

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Posted on April 7, 2003 by odtaa

Yet another post has been wrecked by blogger – not only that – it appears yet again uncorrectabel. This could be close to the final straw – I’m looking at alternative blog technologies – sorry

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happy bithday to me

Posted on April 7, 2003 by odtaa

As you get older birthdays get quieter. Had a French breakfast at a local restaurant. Then excitment in the day was to shopping – the local supermarket wouldn’t let me have a coffee – as they were closed – due … Continue reading →

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a man on a train

Posted on April 3, 2003 by odtaa

Just been to see the film – a man on a train – an interesting French film – about two men – one a gangster meeting up in a small town – to rob the local bank and the other … Continue reading →

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how do I get into porn?

Posted on April 3, 2003 by odtaa

Well what I really want to do is set up a joke porn web site to promote a dubious theme night at a nightclub in Edinburgh. Don’t ask – the decision making process at 2 in the morning – is … Continue reading →

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