The sport of extreme acupuncture had a massive following at the start of the very first century. The government warns that this is not a hobby that should be taken up lightly as it can lead to death, resurrection and you know what sort of trouble that can start. Continue Reading

A five minute upgrade has wrecked the layout of the site. Style Sheets don't seem to be working. A crack team of highly qualified personnel are urgently working on the solution. Pity their 'highly qualified' status is in sociology and classical history rather than anything technical - and 'urgently working' - well at present we are using all our Continue Reading

My mother smokes a lot - even though she says - I don't really smoke much - only when I have visitors. Anyway I'm home - my clothes and bag smell of smoke - yeuch. Continue Reading

Someone has translated one of many rants about the sacking of Angus Deayton from 'Have I Got News For You' - really sounds cool and sophisticated. ...... la persona que sacked Angus...... Deayton/Deaton era Jane Lush ... hay un problema de la bebida que debemos saber sobre... Más sobre Angus debajo y en de archivos. Las demandas del Continue Reading

We love the Iraqi Information Minister web site Continue Reading

Visited my mother. Helped her sort out her tax. She's got quite a bit of money invested on the government spot market. I try and point out that she put the money on deposit she would get a better interest rate. I don't want to do that. Why not? I would pay more tax. Erm - yes - but you would get more money as well. No - I don't want to do Continue Reading

the man known as Agent Saddam - this man was on the CIA payroll - and wouldn't be embarassing - if he still was. Agent Saddam was paid to assassinate the Iraqi head of state - but failed. Nice work if you can get it. Possibly this is the reason that the coalition forces of the first Gulf War were not allowed - against Papa Bush's instructions - Continue Reading

I saw a friend Terry - who has just finished writing a dissertation for his degree course. We had a nice meal and started plotting our way of making a fortune using business consultancy and the internet. I am sorry Bill - you may feel comfortable out there in Seattle - but your has come and gone. We plan to corner at least .00000001% of your Continue Reading

OK this should be a moan on the Soap Box - but why not moan here - I've seen a physiotherapist - only 3 months after I reported problems using my arm - OK beer is heavy - and - after being told I had arthritis - I am now told it is frozen shoulder - which is like a shoulder freezes up for about 18 months or two years - which - is a lot worse than Continue Reading

I had suspicions 'Heart of Me' would be a woman's film before I went - the word heart in the title - two sisters - one man film blurb - Helen Bonham-Carter - still - I went. Before it started I went to the Gents - in the UK we men are still gentlemen when it comes to going for a pee - and when I came out - well - I saw that I was the only man in Continue Reading