The spider's dead. My best friend gone. Arghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Continue Reading

Incy, wincy - well no - a bloody big one actually is living on the shelf in our toilet - well the room that contains the toilet. He's living in a large plastic container which we keep the dying cactus in - I forgot to take it out after decorating. Well I was going to obliterate him when I first saw him - but it was late and I was tired and I was Continue Reading

Find Spam and other games - such as Guess the Dictator or the Dada Server on the www.smalltime.com site. A good site to spend many happy hours. Continue Reading

Murder Report - Lot's Wife DNA investigations show that a pile of salt found on the roadside close to Sodom City confirm that they are the remains of suspected murder victim Lot's Wife. This murder seems to be associated with a break down in law and order within the city following the celebrations after the Annual Sodom Pride March. This regular Continue Reading

To Be and to HaveEtre et Avoir A simple film - well not really a film - a beautiful documentary. This is a year in the life of a French teacher monsieur Lopez - who runs a one man - one room rural school - teaching both infants and juniors in the district of Puy-de-Dome. There is some remarkable film as the children and teacher seem not to notice Continue Reading

If life is boring travel by bus. On the bus back from Richmond today - as my bus was pulling out - a Jaguar car tried to aggressively overtake and got upset that he had to pull back. He then overtook the bus - going blind around the corner and then braked violently - stopping his car diagonally across the road. His electric window down and he Continue Reading

As I was walking down the pavement on a quiet sunny afternoon. I heard a shout. 'Who the hell do you think you are?' 'Get out of my fucking way.' 'Bikes have got priority over cars.' 'You bitch.' 'Move' The cyclist then maneuvered round the car and road off extremely fast - narrowly missing me as he carried on his way - illegally riding down Continue Reading

On the TV there was a program about being stressed. They started with the 'Stress Test'. The first question was: Do you have difficulty making decisions? The answers were 1 - Never 2 - Occaisionally 3 - Frequently 4 - Always and you know I couldn't work out what to answer. Continue Reading

The new 'Human Relations Director' signs the death knell of more employees. Continue Reading

Last night I went to my public speaking club - Toastmasters - where you are able to practice giving short speeches and learn how to speak off the cuff. It is also a good social group with a wide variety of people. Well last night I gave what was my sixth speech - where the way I used words was the target. Rather than give a conventional speech I Continue Reading