Category Archives: Letters to Bill

… but the upgrades my Windows system keeps insisting that I use – seem to be giving me problems. I download and install the crucial ones – and … .. I keep getting bothered by a thing called messenger – … Continue reading →

… well look the Microsoft online help centre, or as you’ll spell it center, it does not help me. I spent 30 minutes trying to get the download clipart facility to er download the excellent – note that Bill – … Continue reading →

Hi Bill, Remember that automated upgrade to my Windows 2000 system. Well there is this fantastic feature which if you press down the shift button for 8 seconds – like when you are thinking or watching something on the TV … Continue reading →

Hi Bill, the upgrade to my system told me that there were further upgrades to my system that were critical How come critical upgrades then change my system so that once again I get all your corporate garbage in my … Continue reading →

This is how I now feel. Listen Bill, (I’ll close the door never mind the Gates on our relationship – at 2 in the morning this seems funny) your upgrade has completely messed up my system. When I try and … Continue reading →

OK Bill Gates – I get told by my computer, when I want to log onto the internet – that I must upgrade my browser and operating system. I do and what do I find – without and discussion with … Continue reading →