Category Archives: The Procedural Bible

CSI Sodom

Posted on June 25, 2003 by odtaa

Murder Report – Lot’s Wife DNA investigations show that a pile of salt found on the roadside close to Sodom City confirm that they are the remains of suspected murder victim Lot’s Wife. This murder seems to be associated with … Continue reading →

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report on Paul of Tarsus

Posted on December 16, 2002 by odtaa

We have had a disturbing report from the traffic police. A well respected tax collector – Paul of Tarsus – was speeding on the approach road to Damascus – we believe he must have been travelling at over 20 cubits … Continue reading →

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but Dear …

Posted on December 16, 2002 by odtaa

In the beginning was God. And God said ‘Let there be Light’ … and there was Light. And God said ‘Separate the light from the darkness’. … and the light separated from the darkness. God called the light Day, and … Continue reading →

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the Jesus Files II

Posted on December 15, 2002 by odtaa

from the files of Pontius Pilate – Jerusalem AD/BC Further investigation into the suspect suggests that his natural father could be a major cause of concern. We know the father is known by many aliases including Jehovah and Emmanuel. He … Continue reading →

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the Jesus Files

Posted on December 6, 2002 by odtaa

from the files of Pontius Pilate – Jerusalem AD/BC The suspect was born in poor circumstances – family homeless – mother had to get married and husband not natural father. The family were under suspicion for the gifts given to … Continue reading →

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