Category Archives: Your’re Joking

tragic?

Posted on May 6, 2003 by odtaa

President Bush is visiting a class at a primary school. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word … Continue reading →

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Posted on May 2, 2003 by odtaa

SAEED AL SAHAF – Iraqi Head of Information The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. GEORGE W BUSH We don’t care why the chicken crossed the road. We … Continue reading →

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Posted on April 20, 2003 by odtaa

DOUGH… the stuff…that buys me beer… RAY….. the guy that sells me beer… ME…… the guy… who drinks the beer, FAR….. the distance to my beer SO…… I think I’ll have a beer… LA…… La la la la la la … Continue reading →

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taking liberties

Posted on March 3, 2003 by odtaa

A soldier requested a two-day leave, as he was to become a father in the near future. When he returned to the base one week later, a sergeant asked: Was it a boy or girl? I don`t know yet. I`ll … Continue reading →

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customer choice

Posted on March 3, 2003 by odtaa

Basil goes to a department store. Do you have colour TVs? Yes, of course. All right. I`ll take a green one.

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military intelligence

Posted on March 3, 2003 by odtaa

A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant: I can`t drink from this mug. It has no opening. The sergeant examines the mug and says: You are right. And look at this – its got no bottom

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only when she coughs

Posted on March 3, 2003 by odtaa

“Mary! I didn`t know you smoked. When did you start?” “That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.”

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he is what he drinks

Posted on February 27, 2003 by odtaa

Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He’s hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn’t … Continue reading →

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it's the way you sell them

Posted on February 27, 2003 by odtaa

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” — That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your … Continue reading →

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not just a pretty face

Posted on February 22, 2003 by odtaa

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it … Continue reading →

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