Category Archives: Definitions

Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He’s hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn’t … Continue reading →

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” — That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your … Continue reading →