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Women over 50 don’t have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. One of life’s mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs. My mind not … Continue reading →

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. For every action, there is … Continue reading →

“I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks.” “My hair is falling out and the sun hurts my crotch.” “I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in … Continue reading →

You – Off my planet! Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be…..? I’m … Continue reading →