Category Archives: Your’re Joking

that’s the last time we do it at your place She was only an undertaker’s daughter, but she’d always bury a stiff. She was only the captain’s daughter, but her naval base was full of seamen. She was only a … Continue reading →

Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don’t know how to get across. The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God … Continue reading →

Why is the BMW the favourite make of car in the city? Because they can’t spell Porsche. An economist has worked out that nine women can produce a child in one month. Two atoms are walking down the street and … Continue reading →

… women reported that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 3. They … Continue reading →

… the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to … Continue reading →

.. despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, The bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame. The first man to approach him said, “Your excellency, … Continue reading →