at the clinic

… a female friend of mine had to visit the clinic – that we don’t like to talk about – you know the – erm – social diseases place.

Well she arrived when it was closed for lunch – looked irritated – and was immediately greeted by a friendly – motherly – nurse – are you here for your methadone prescription? she asked – as the clinic also deals with drugs.

This immediately made the friend feel annoyed – so not only am I a harlot – but look like a junkie as well – she thought.

… well eventually she was examined – prodded – by an unhappy doctor – so would you be with all the jokes about – pox doctors and pox doctor’s clerks. Got the tablets and then left.

As she was leaving two guys were hanging around outside – trying to pull – I suppose on the theory that all women visiting the clinic do.

She was not a happy bunny when I saw her.

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