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I have finally worked out why we British do not seem to be able to buy things that work for our military. You know Apache helicopters which fire missiles that blow the tail off – its a good job we forgot we needed pilots to fly the things – our existing transport helicopters and tanks – work fine – except in desert – we have guns – that won’t go bang when you pull the trigger -and even our boots – melt or fall apart in the desert heat.
The answer is quite obvious really. The Americans have identified Roadrunner as an ‘Al Qaeda’ operative. He was obviously being investigated by American secret service operative known as ‘Mr Coyote’. Due to his lack of success at capturing Roadrunner – ‘Mr Coyote’ was redeployed as a liaison officer to British forces.
It was his suggestion that the British use the services of the general trading company, ACME. They in turn provided much of the British army’s equipment as their prices were cheap – and their delivery service excellent – unfortunately they do not seem to have adequate quality control – to provide reliable military technology.