Why is the BMW the favourite make of car in the city? Because they can’t spell Porsche.
An economist has worked out that nine women can produce a child in one month.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
An old man saw a very tired paratrooper resting. The man said with “When I was of your age I thought nothing of a ten mile march.” “Well, I don’t think much of it either,” replied the para.
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