“Here’s the gift” he said presently.
“Night time” she said darkly.
“I’m having a shower.” he said wetly.
“My foot is on fire.” she said warmly.
“A one minute orgasm” he said hurriedly.
“I’ve accidently shot your mother, your father, your brother, your sister and the dog.” she said innocently.
“My name is Hamlet.” he said dramatically.
“Miaow” she said cattily.
“Woof – woof” he said doggedly.
“I have a double whiskey.” she said spiritedly.
“There was a young lady from Kent” he said poetically.