February 9, 2012

and my latest hobby is


growing a beard.

Well if Sean Connery can grow one – why can’t I?

What do you mean – some things work for Sean Connery – won’t work for me?

So you’re suggesting that I’m growing a beard to compensate for growing thin on top?

Of course I am – what else?

After all I was 21 when Woodstock happened

erm – no – I wasn’t there – but hair is important to my generation.