Hi George, Hi Tony
Hey Donald get me a coffee – white – no sugar – there’s a good boy.
Well erm – we’ve looked into the matter and – erm – the actual translation was ‘Weapons of Moss Destruction’ – erm – and they are selling packets of the stuff at the ‘Abdul Al -Tichmarsh – Mother of All Gardening Center’ – 20 miles south of Baghdad on the main Basra road.
Apparently Saddam liked his lawns.
Our intelligence services have also suggested that in future if you want to identify dangerous weapons – that you ought to sell the chemicals and the germ containers with larger ‘Made in the US’ and ‘Made in the UK’ stickers on.
Thank you Donald – oh look – you’ve spilt some of the coffee in the saucer – get a napkin please -you’ll have to try harder – if you want to hold on to your new job.