(Whispered aside) Be careful he’s armed.
Excuse me Sir
Yes constable
Could you explain to me what you’re doing?
I’ve come here to save yon maiden from ye dragonne
Which – erm – maiden – would that be Sir.
Whye yon maiden chained to ye rock.
Ye rock – erm – that rock over there.
Whye yes.
Erm – excuse me Sir – are you aware that that is in the grounds of the Surrey Kinky and Sado Klub – and that there is a strong possibility that yon maiden – erm – that woman – is er – quite a happy – in that – erm – predicament.
Butt I am here to kill the dragonne.
Are you aware Sir – that – er – killing dragons is prohibited under the ‘Protection of Mythical Species Act 2003′
Erm – no.
Are you also aware Sir that it is an offence to carry offensive weapons.
But I am a knight – these are the tools of my crafte.
So Sir – you are working?
Slaying dragons is parte of my destiny.
Then Sir I must arrest you.
Post Script
Saint George – freelance knight – from Turkey was arrested and deported as an economic migrant.