February 9, 2012

how do I get into porn?

Well what I really want to do is set up a joke porn web site to promote a dubious theme night at a nightclub in Edinburgh. Don’t ask – the decision making process at 2 in the morning – is always a bit – erm suspect. Anyway we check the name out – and – yippee – the name is there – even the .com – so lets go for it – and – no – I’m not telling you the name until the domain is ours.

All went alright on the night – the transaction appeared to go through – but next morning – the new domain has been rejected – but it still appears on my control panel – and – my credit card has definately been charged. Sent email – reply said – contact techncial suppport. Does support want to be connected to me – no – not once – but three times it went horribly wrong – however I do suspect my BT line – is the Pentagon listening in again – are my neighbours using a ray gun on me – and where can you buy green ink.

Anyway I eventually get through – helpful person is polite with me – when I give the wrong account – then the old password and eventually I get the problem sorted. Ho hum