This will be the new improved ‘the Odtaa Files’ with the mystery ingredient X – which will give you you everything the spam mailers promise you – a better sex life – health – wealth – educational diplomas galore – and without once HAVING TO TYPE IN CAPITALS – or join a pyramid selling scam – (I got caught on one these once and now own substantial chunks of Egypt – but the government won’t let me sell them on – or move them – watch out for the small print – particularly the hieroglyphics)
Unfortunately due to laziness – pressure from other people – if you don’t wash I’m leaving you – and other demands on my time – well will the couple on the Trisha show resolve their differences if I don’t watch – quite a lot of this site doesn’t quite work as yet.
I’m off to lunch in an exclusive restaurant with my society friends.