she is what she drinks

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Drink: Beer

Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her servant.

Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants.

Your Approach: You won’t have to approach her. If she’s interested, she’ll send you a drink.

Drink: White Wine

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: Red Wine

Personality: Sensual and intellectual;

Your Approach: Talk art – DH Lawrence

Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has no clue.

Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is…this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots

Personality: Laddette – likes to hang with the rugby crowd – looking to get totally drunk…and naked.

Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila

No explanations required — everyone knows what happens here.