Going to the cinema – I managed to book my seats in row B – right at the very front instead of near the back. Moving around in the dark after the film had started – I managed to disturb a couple of women – yes officer – I should have worn my glasses when booking my seat.
Yesterday was Koffee on Khaki Day – at the cinema I managed to spill coffee three times on my trousers and twice on the steps. That’s 2.5 spills per cup (spc) – and one set of trousers that need washing. I did it well got both knees and almost the crotch. I then managed to spill coffee on my other set of trousers at home – bring my Koffee Spilling Average down to 2 spcs.
I am thinking of approaching Gap, a detergent manufacturer and an instant coffee company and then we could have a ‘Nation Koffee on Khaki Week’. Watch this space – I am on my way to riches beyond my wildest dreams.