Before 1962 ask any woman ‘what an orgasm was?’ – and she would reply. ‘An orgasm is a very small creature that lives in a test tube and is only of interest to biologists.‘
Sex was hardly talked about. Women were women and men were when were sent out of the house to work, tend the allotment and get out of their woman’s hair except for the Saturday night ‘pleasuring’ experience, which lasted from 11:20 to well 11:35.
‘Ready when you are – Oh you’ve already finished, well good night then.’
In the middle of the sixties scientific research by an all woman medical research team, based in the Greek island of Clitoris, discovered the medical condition ‘orgasm’.
The condition orgasm quickly spread into the general population.
Research shows a direct correlation between the spread of orgasm and the distribution of the twin tub washing machine. Woman started neglecting their men folk and demanding that men performed better in bed. Woman quickly became addicted to Orgasm.
A secret organisation, cosmo – I don’t know what the initials stand for but one of the o’s stands for organism and the other o for organisation. The organisation was fronted by a magazine also called ‘COSMO’, whose hidden agenda was the promotion of the condition.
The world is now a different place. Orgasm is now endemic in the majority of the female population.
The only protection from this condition for men is to become gay, stop washing. become a serious user of computing technology or take up an absorbing hobby, such as train spotting, increasing their knowledge of science fiction or collecting of early telephone equipment.
