On the car barrier going into a car park.
Please leave your valuables clearly visible – signed Rupert the car thief.
Far more effective than the normal warnings.
Incidentally what’s happened to Poole – small town – next to Bournemouth – on the south coast of England. It was horrible – the quay was so quiet – the horrible cafes were mostly shut – they’ve halved the area of Poole Pottery and the pubs – all shut – cept for the one with all the people with tattoos.
Eventually went to Branksome Chime – right next to the sea – five miles down the coast – to a very posh tea room – I used to work there several centuries ago – when I was young – selling ice cream. Now tea is supplied in white china teapots – and – the service is more professional – than – but not as friendly – as when I was there.