Syndicat d’ Nationale Kalorique – Avril 1, 2003
eip infected motherboard
URGENT FISH VIRUS ALERT
Syndicat d’ Nationale Kalorique (S d’NK) the leading French Montpelier based research company developing the radical ‘electronic induced perfumery’ technology – eip – has announced that one of its ex-employees – technicians Pierre d’Estrangier – has incorporated its technology to provide a new form of PC virus – which the French have named the Virius de Poission – or ‘Fish Virus’ in English.
The Fish Virus is spread by mutating it with other viruses. Once in the PC it is difficult to detect by normal virus protection software. The easiest way to detect it is to switch on the computer – use it normally for about half an hour – and then to see if there is a smell of bad fish coming out of any of the ventilation slots.
French scientists are working on a solution to this problem – but are being hampered by lack of support from some American experts – because of the anti- French feeling at present.
TECHNICAL NOTE
eip works by controlling the heating of different electronic elements within an electronic system. S d’NK is developing systems to improve the atmosphere in air conditioned offices and public areas and is also working on developments such as the ‘happy’ and the ‘romantic’ mobile phones – which would effect the mood of the user and a ‘productive’ lap top computer – where the appropriate essence would make the user feel positive and confident.
eip stimulates the electronic system by using very fast pules mega and giga Hertz and conflicting those with very slow pulses unaHertz and decaHertz. This conflict causes specific elements to heat resulting in e-essence.
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